If George W. Bush Ran Microsoft……

• He would send all of his programmers to invade Apple, under the statement that they have a virus that could take down Microsoft
• He would invest enough money into alternative OS’s to give people the impression he is trying while not doing enough to anger his stock holders and make a difference
• He would refer to Linux as “that kid on Charlie Brown that carries the blanket around”
• He would give unlimited no bid contracts to Macromedia to do work over at Apple, even though Macromedia doesn’t do the work correctly or over charges just to rip Microsoft off