You’re So Vain lyrics by Carly SimonYou walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they’d be your partner
They’d be your partner, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?

Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you’re where you should be all the time
And when you’re not, you’re with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?

With the nickname and website like imvain.com, I have to add the lyrics to some of my favorite songs about being vain.

Mr. Vain Lyrics by Culture Beat

Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him Mr Vain
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him insane

He’d say I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain

Call me Raider call me Wrong call me insane call me Mr Vain
Call me what ya like as long as you call me time and again
Feel the presence of the aura of the man none to compare
Loveless dying for a chance just to touch a hand or a moment to share
Can’t deny the urge that makes them want to lose themselves to the debonair one
Hold me back the simple fact is that I’m all that and I’m always near
One sexy can’t perplex me now you know who’s raw as if you didn’t know before
I know what I want and I want it now I want you and then I want a little more

Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him Mr Vain
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him insane

He’d say I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain

Girls are all over the world they hope and pray and die for men
Like me ’cause I’m the one get a look all male epitome
Style has never seen that makes you want to grab and hold
And squeeze real tight who’s gonna be the one to save
You from yourself when you wanna take a bite
Please oh baby please you beg you want to say
You got to get some caught up in the charm that I laid on thick
And now there’s nowhere to run on the hook of my line
Yeah I keep many females longing for a chance to win my heart
With s-e-x and plenty

Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him Mr Vain
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him insane

He’d say I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain

Mr Wrong, Mr Wrong, Mr Raider, Wrong

Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him Mr Vain
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him insane

He’d say I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain

Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him Mr Vain
Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong call him insane

He’d say I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain

I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you ’cause I’m Mr Vain